My Own version of "Winter Wonderland"

I wrote this when I was in a sour mood. I hope it makes you laugh a little. ;)

You're saying words, but I'm not listening in the lane, snow is glistening,

You're quite a sight, you fill me with fright, Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Gone away is my true love, here to stay is this new 'love'

You're singing love songs, I think it’s so wrong Walking in a Winter Wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is Bishop Grimm, he'll say 'are you married?' I'll say 'No man! I’d have to be a fool to marry him'

Later on, I'll perspire, as you dream by the fire, 'cause I'm sore afraid of the friends that you've made, Walking in a Winter Wonderland.

In the meadow we can build another snowman, and dress him up like he's a circus clown. To myself I’ll think that: 'you should know man, this blind date really went and let me down,'

When it snows, ain't it thrilling? Though this tale's rather chilling, time to get away, 'it's been a long day...' walking in a WINTER...WONDERLAND!